Friday, July 25, 2014

Good, Good, Vibrations















Dear Roommate,

Oh my god! Oh my god! What were you possibly thinking?? Did it really seem alright for you to clean "that" in there. You are a filthy human being. You're buying us all new plates and silverware!! I mean...FILTHY!!

37 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOl! That can't be dishwasher safe!

Anonymous said...

Is that snot or mold on the mug?

Anonymous said...

I think its the "made in china" sticker

Anonymous said...

ok, gross that she left it in there, but its just as clean as everything else in there, so chill

Anonymous said...

what's the big deal? a lot of people clean their vibrators in dishwashers. if she's used your silk hanky to wipe it down, i'd understand. maybe you're the dick for being so petrified of someone that embraces sexuality. quit whining, and have a date with hairy every once and a while.

Anonymous said...

maybe she is the 2 girls 1 cup type

Anonymous said...

Does this mean that dishwasher is officially supported by Sex and the City?

Anonymous said...

Two girls and sports mugs. Nice.

Anonymous said...

most vibrators are dishwasher safe. And what, she's going to run a separate load just for that? That'd be wasteful! Its all clean, don't worry about it. Get over yourself, and maybe go buy your own!

Steven said...

Unlike the dishes, you don't know where that vibrator has been.

Anonymous said...

She can embrace her sexuality all she wants, I just don't want it anywhere near my eating utensils.

Anonymous said...

What a dirty fucking mole!
Buy 30 Vibrators, use them sequentially, then run them through the dishwasher next time her parents visit.

Cook a fantastic three course dinner and her parents will no doubt be willing to clean up/load the dishwasher.

Problem solved.
(If that fails, punch her)

Anonymous said...

hahahaha that sucks

Anonymous said...

Man pussy tastes great, but a lot less appetizing when you don't know where its been.

Anonymous said...

take it and use it. done.

Anonymous said...

it is probably guys HIS room mate is a GUY. just saying....


btw if it was made in China ...lead..

Anonymous said...

DISHwasher...what's there not to get?

Anonymous said...

Um whatever, it's all been cleaned and disinfected by the dishwasher. Sertiously whats the big deal, it probably didn't leave any sort of residue on your dishes. the roommate who put this up here is definetly the dick. You are freaking out about something that has no actual physical effect on anything you are using or doing. And calling someone a "Nasty girl" for a vibrator reeks of 19th century sexual suppression, join the 21st century, please

Anonymous said...

Who cares if it belongs to a guy or a girl? It's clean now -- plus the lead cup will give them cancer in 5 years. Problem solved.

Anonymous said...

i dont think that this person is bashing her roomate for having a vibrator it's more that she didnt want to know about it. in the 21st century it is okay to embrace you sexuality however, it is still a faux pas to make everyone else around you experience it first hand. she could have at least emptied the dishwasher before everyone else saw it...

Saskboy said...

"Buy 30 Vibrators, use them sequentially, "

Someone has never seen what a vibrator costs, I think ;-)

Anonymous said...

if i saw this, all i could think of would have been, "akward..."

Anonymous said...

im a germaphobe i would have punched that bitch in the face threw up on her and kicked out her knee caps. so leaving was a better and less jail time choice

Anonymous said...

im a germaphobe i would have punched that bitch in the face threw up on her and kicked out her knee caps. so leaving was a better and less jail time choice

Anonymous said...

Thats bad ,REAL BAD!!! I'd kick her a*s! Seriousely! Embracing your sexuality is one thing! Washing your dildo with my coffee mug would get your dildo stuck back up your a*s...SIDEWAYS!

Anonymous said...

Just put some Icy/Hot on the tip and wait . . . when she starts shrieking in the middle of the night, storm in her room and say "THAT'S FOR PUTTING THAT NASTY SHIT IN THE DISHWASHER, BIOTCH!"

That, or if you work in/around the medical field, replace her lube with nitroglycerine jelly. Her blood pressure will fall and she'll pass out every time she uses it. DONE!

Anonymous said...

On second thought, skip the nitro jelly. It might be dangerous if she uses too much of it----but DEFINITELY put on a pair of gloves and dab some Icy/Hot on that shit!!!!

So Glad I Graduated said...

Hey, at least your dishes are in the damned dishwasher, my roommate couldn't even manage that. Just 3 inches to the right of the sink, but nope. The dishwasher uses scorching hot water and trust me, everything dies in there. I majored in microbiology and we actually tested that theory. Its clean - get over it. It could be worse, read my response to the dirty mug one. :)

Anonymous said...

PMSL !!!!!! fuckin hilarious XD ya room mate thinks that something like "that" is dish washer safe HAHA XD

Anonymous said...

Putting Icey Hot on it is fucking brillent!!

Anonymous said...

ICY HOT, ICY HOT!!!!!!

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Anonymous said...

Have none of you people seen this type of vibrator? It has a long cord that is attached to a switch box containing batteries. It is not waterproof. You can very easily see the cord leading the the plate, behind which the battery box is hiding. This is a fake picture.

Anonymous said...

LMAO amazing

Anonymous said...

ICY HOT! DO IT

rational ADULT said...

I really don't see the problem. You're supposed to clean those in the dishwasher, unless it specifies not to. I mean, I suppose it's a bit inappropriate to leave it in there?
But, oh fuckin no, poor baby, had to look at a clean vibrator.
get over it and grow up.

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