Dear Roommate,
Oh my god! Oh my god! What were you possibly thinking?? Did it really seem alright for you to clean "that" in there. You are a filthy human being. You're buying us all new plates and silverware!! I mean...FILTHY!!
Friday, July 25, 2014
Good, Good, Vibrations
Posted by hi at 12:00 PM
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LOl! That can't be dishwasher safe!
Is that snot or mold on the mug?
I think its the "made in china" sticker
ok, gross that she left it in there, but its just as clean as everything else in there, so chill
what's the big deal? a lot of people clean their vibrators in dishwashers. if she's used your silk hanky to wipe it down, i'd understand. maybe you're the dick for being so petrified of someone that embraces sexuality. quit whining, and have a date with hairy every once and a while.
maybe she is the 2 girls 1 cup type
Does this mean that dishwasher is officially supported by Sex and the City?
Two girls and sports mugs. Nice.
most vibrators are dishwasher safe. And what, she's going to run a separate load just for that? That'd be wasteful! Its all clean, don't worry about it. Get over yourself, and maybe go buy your own!
Unlike the dishes, you don't know where that vibrator has been.
She can embrace her sexuality all she wants, I just don't want it anywhere near my eating utensils.
hahahaha that sucks
take it and use it. done.
it is probably guys HIS room mate is a GUY. just saying....
btw if it was made in China ...lead..
DISHwasher...what's there not to get?
Um whatever, it's all been cleaned and disinfected by the dishwasher. Sertiously whats the big deal, it probably didn't leave any sort of residue on your dishes. the roommate who put this up here is definetly the dick. You are freaking out about something that has no actual physical effect on anything you are using or doing. And calling someone a "Nasty girl" for a vibrator reeks of 19th century sexual suppression, join the 21st century, please
Who cares if it belongs to a guy or a girl? It's clean now -- plus the lead cup will give them cancer in 5 years. Problem solved.
i dont think that this person is bashing her roomate for having a vibrator it's more that she didnt want to know about it. in the 21st century it is okay to embrace you sexuality however, it is still a faux pas to make everyone else around you experience it first hand. she could have at least emptied the dishwasher before everyone else saw it...
"Buy 30 Vibrators, use them sequentially, "
Someone has never seen what a vibrator costs, I think ;-)
if i saw this, all i could think of would have been, "akward..."
im a germaphobe i would have punched that bitch in the face threw up on her and kicked out her knee caps. so leaving was a better and less jail time choice
im a germaphobe i would have punched that bitch in the face threw up on her and kicked out her knee caps. so leaving was a better and less jail time choice
Just put some Icy/Hot on the tip and wait . . . when she starts shrieking in the middle of the night, storm in her room and say "THAT'S FOR PUTTING THAT NASTY SHIT IN THE DISHWASHER, BIOTCH!"
That, or if you work in/around the medical field, replace her lube with nitroglycerine jelly. Her blood pressure will fall and she'll pass out every time she uses it. DONE!
On second thought, skip the nitro jelly. It might be dangerous if she uses too much of it----but DEFINITELY put on a pair of gloves and dab some Icy/Hot on that shit!!!!
Hey, at least your dishes are in the damned dishwasher, my roommate couldn't even manage that. Just 3 inches to the right of the sink, but nope. The dishwasher uses scorching hot water and trust me, everything dies in there. I majored in microbiology and we actually tested that theory. Its clean - get over it. It could be worse, read my response to the dirty mug one. :)
Putting Icey Hot on it is fucking brillent!!
ICY HOT, ICY HOT!!!!!!
Have none of you people seen this type of vibrator? It has a long cord that is attached to a switch box containing batteries. It is not waterproof. You can very easily see the cord leading the the plate, behind which the battery box is hiding. This is a fake picture.
LMAO amazing
ICY HOT! DO IT
I really don't see the problem. You're supposed to clean those in the dishwasher, unless it specifies not to. I mean, I suppose it's a bit inappropriate to leave it in there?
But, oh fuckin no, poor baby, had to look at a clean vibrator.
get over it and grow up.
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I really don't see the problem. You're supposed to clean those in the dishwasher, unless it specifies not to. I mean, I suppose it's a bit inappropriate to leave it in there?
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