Dear Roommate,
Having that first girlfriend is a rememberable event in one's life. Especially if that first girlfriend let's you f*ck her on the first date. I'm happy for you. Truly. But f*cking her like clockwork at 6:45 AM every f*cking day, including Saturdays and Sundays for the past 3 f*cking weeks when I'm in the f*cking room is a bit f*cking ridiculous. Could you at least wait until I take a shower? Or put a gag over her f$cking mouth so I don't wake up. Hopefully you've been inspecting those condoms a little closer lately! I'm guessing you'll start to cut down once she starts "showing." HAHA...suck it bitch!
Monday, November 19, 2007
Payback is a Bitch
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Ummmmmm, he is a big dick, but you are a bigger dick. 3 or 4 times the size. Thats a pretty big dick. Asshole.
Oh wow. He interrupts your beauty sleep so let's get his girlfriend preggers. Deush. Just ask him to fuck at her place or something.
Wow. I hope this leads to roommate's first abortion too.
You are such a DICK!
that's way over the top dude. I had a roommate like that once, but seriously...that's over the line what you did
ANNNNND i'm boycotting this website for even posting this.
The poster is a total dick, dude, that is not even cool to poke holes in his condoms. Seriously, I would sit back with a beer and popcorn and enjoy the show, and make a big point about the beer and popcorn, that'll embarrass them both to the point you'll never have to worry about them having sex in the same room again(unless they are the type that gets off when people watch)
I'm having a hard time believing half of the shit that's posted at this website anymore.
set up a video cam, tape the sessions and then sell them for 14.95 on this site. You'd make your rent money and then some.
yeah, fyi, poking holes in someones condoms is illegal. something about exposing people to hazardous fluids. could contain aids or other stds
Guess what.
Your all chumps, its likely a joke,
and anyways, abortion methods are safe, easy and inexpensive. Stop bellyaching over some malformed, imoral vengance. We're all human here, and whats more human than acting contrary to whats right...
"abortion methods are safe, easy and inexpensive"
Obviously it's not your uterus getting scrapped.
Oh the controversy!
.....:-(
i second the nomination for the poster to be awarded dick of the year.
abortions may be safe and nonhazardous, but do you realize the mental strain and anguish that comes with having to decide to have one? thousands of soldiers come home safe and unharmed, but they're heads are still messed up for life because of it. This guy is the real dick because of what he does.
actually abortions are not safe and quite often can lead to the mother being infertile, but yeah, your right, we are all bellyaching...
My point was not meant to be taken as "abortion is correct or incorrect" but rather that your all chumps and moralist fools for making a simple internet joke into a debate on abortion. Although decidedly, I am now a part of the controversy, and my methods are uneccessarily crude, but so is "having my uterus 'scrapped'(?)"
its funny how a little joke and a little hole turned into this epic 'debate'.
adultery->annoyed+jealousy->hole in condoms->pregnancy->abortion->death->eternal guilt->suicide->eternal hell
I can understand the frustration of the poster, though poking a pinhole in a condom is funny on paper and not in reality. I would have instead done something obnoxious, like prepare a tray with warm wash cloths and a bottle of hand sanitizer, then I would stand off to the side with polite comments of, "When ever you are ready, sir. It's no hurry, take your time. I will wait. Good job! You are such a big boy!" After a few times of that, they will probably find a more secluded area for their like clockwork scheduled playdates.
how is that even effective? He's just gonna keep on having sex with her until she gets pregnant, which would be months from now. Just be a man and say something! That way he won't do it TONIGHT instead of NEXT MONTH.
Dude, that's fxckd up.
he'll be the next dick roommate in the news gettin beat to death, just wait.
Your a bigger dick to bring want to bring a innocent child into this world as payback. grow the fuck up and move out
woooooo lets just all have sex with the girl and fight over parenthood
lol u guise. no need to get worked up over this troll. he's just making up stories.
"Dude, that's fxckd up."
November 29, 2007 8:25 PM
you clever person. marry me.
You are the ass here, sorry but you are. When they wake you up
grab a chair and a drink and a camera sit RIGHT next to them and take pictures then post those here. Don't poke holes in condoms, that is just too petty.
You are my new hero.
Oh come on...when I first read this I laughed my ass off.
You don't think a crying baby's going to wake you up? Cuz ya know the three of them'll be hanging out with you.
I totally agree with the beer and popcorn. It's going to happen and it sounds like you aren't getting any so sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. Great idea from an anonymous poster to tape it. :) Should be really easy to save up enough to get your own room. happy viewing!
What a GREAT idea to get a woman pregnant to get back at your inconsiderate roommate! Abortions cost between $400 and $2200, asshole, so unless you're willing to dish out the money you better suck it up.
ahaha
Mann... you're a dick... I mean DUDE! Just ask him to fuck at her place or on the street!
you know if one of them turned out to have HIV you could go to prison for manslaughter
Not okay. not okay at all
Not okay. That's going way too far.
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