Monday, November 12, 2007

That's One Hard Dick

Dear Roommate,


So I had a horrible nights sleep last night. My heart was racing, I had hot flashes...and I was mysteriously kept awake by a raging erection. Remind me to never split an "adderol" with you EVER again. I know we were trashed on Saturday night, but how the fu*k could you get those two mixed up?! If I find out you did it on purpose you're dead!! Why do you even have those anyways?!

P.S I rubbed it out like four times last night - didn't go down. 

12 comments:

Carman said...

No way this one is real.

Anonymous said...

sounds like an okay roommate to me, he was just trying to get you laid

Anonymous said...

You wanted an addie to stay awake. You stayed awake. What is the big damn deal?

Anonymous said...

call me ;)

Anonymous said...

uhh, that was fuckin hilarious. Maybe you should pay attention to any unmarked drugs you recieve next time.

eric said...

best story ever. especially your ps.

p.s. - the "call me" comment was probably a dude.

Anonymous said...

Why do men complain about having to rub it out...you should be thrilled. Multiple orgasms.

Anonymous said...

i wanna be your roommates' friend.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like it was his own damn fault.

"Hey, you got any aderral left? I wanna get fucked up!"

Yeah, you got fucked up buddy!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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Anonymous said...

What you get for doing prescription pills stead of weed you cocksmoker

Anonymous said...

Serves you right for popping pills, dumb ass.

 
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