Dear Roommate,
So I had a horrible nights sleep last night. My heart was racing, I had hot flashes...and I was mysteriously kept awake by a raging erection. Remind me to never split an "adderol" with you EVER again. I know we were trashed on Saturday night, but how the fu*k could you get those two mixed up?! If I find out you did it on purpose you're dead!! Why do you even have those anyways?!
P.S I rubbed it out like four times last night - didn't go down.
9 comments:
No way this one is real.
sounds like an okay roommate to me, he was just trying to get you laid
You wanted an addie to stay awake. You stayed awake. What is the big damn deal?
call me ;)
uhh, that was fuckin hilarious. Maybe you should pay attention to any unmarked drugs you recieve next time.
best story ever. especially your ps.
p.s. - the "call me" comment was probably a dude.
Why do men complain about having to rub it out...you should be thrilled. Multiple orgasms.
i wanna be your roommates' friend.
What you get for doing prescription pills stead of weed you cocksmoker
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