Thursday, November 15, 2007

This Dick's Got Tits


Dear Roommate,

1. A shower every other day, normal. not once a week.2. Why do you brush your teeth while in the shower???(for the warmwater... cuz it comes outta the faucet)3. You left your dishes on the side of the sink for a week and a half.My family came that weekend, and yours but still it took you untilsunday (dirty since LAST thursday)
* This is getting to the good part *Yes, I do it too. When I am fixing my hair, i may drop some hair onthe ground. You see the difference is that ... I PICK UP AFTER MYSELF.Dont even try to say its my hair. I have short wavy black hair, youhave long, straight brown hair, no difference. And i know it is hardfor you do, but you lied and said you like to clean. I have not seenit yet. and your over 18, and are FULLY capable of washing your ownclothes. stop taking them home to your parents.
Did your parents ever teach you that when you go out into public, youshould cover your boobs so you dont look like a hoe? Oh .. Wellwonderful rommie of mine I am here to tell you to cover your tits(which are too big and nasty for all our good). i have 2 of my own tolook at. Fat + leggings + low-cut tops = me holding back from throwingand callin you a skanky wanna be hoe.
P.s.~~I'm buying you a broom for christmas.
P.P.s ~~ I disinfect the room as much as I can, I dont like dirty people... YOU
Look at the 2d picture. Our room looks like there is a shedding dogliving in there. Oh, its you.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yea, it seems like you just want to control her. And who seriously has a problem with brushing teeth in the shower? I agree with anonymous, get over yourself.

JR said...

Lots of people brush their teeth in the shower to save time.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a super bad room mate. you make one comment about telling your room mate to grow up and all the internet a-holes jump all over you. Im pretty sure if you portrayed yourself as a man instead of a woman no one would have called you "controlling". I can think of alot of people who would have a problem with people brushing their teeth in the shower, and no, it saves you no time to brush your teeth in the shower. Retards. But yes I agree with showing off tits too. They are awesome.

Anonymous said...

What's the problem with brushing your teeth in the shower?

Anonymous said...

Maybe if you were more concise and coherent people wouldn't have jumped down your throat.

... maybe...

Anonymous said...

Ok, you brush your teeth in the shower, fine i dont really care. But if you take a shower maybe 2 times a week, then there is a problem.

Anonymous said...

You need to learn to write in a more coherent manner. This is one f'ing confusing rant. It would be funny if your roommate posted a rant after your's describing your inability to form a clear and concise thought. Maybe if you communicated better you would not have these problems with your roommate. And also who the hell cares if she brushes her teeth in the shower, my girlfriend does this and it has posed no problems for me. The hair rant I understand, my roommate leaves his pubes all over the toilet which is f'ing nasty!

Anonymous said...

Hire a maid and save everyone the trouble.

Anonymous said...

I have a full beard so i brush my teeth in the shower so i can wash it out real well after, so no proboem there. But i hate the hair everywhere thing too. cleaning up that mess from a non cleancare roomie definantly sucks.

Anonymous said...

Why is there a bottle in the middle of the hair?

Anonymous said...

at least her clothes are getting washed. mine doesnt wash hers at all, just throws them on the ground in a pile a rewears them-its been 3 monthes and she hasnt done wash

Anonymous said...

Ha, yeah I suppose if crazy lady doesn't shower more than once a week then her teeth much be pretty hairy and her breath pretty rank by 'warsh day"

Anonymous said...

Got pics of her chest?

TITS OR GTFO

Anonymous said...

i for one brush in the shower, so eat it biatch

Anonymous said...

I brush in the shower too...its just fun that way!

Anonymous said...

well i notice the bit about you having wavy hair and your roomate having straight hair well i for one have straight hair and i never get any hair on my floor however whenever i've had a curly/wavy haired girlfriend they are constantly shedding they shed so much its like having a dog in the house....so thats probably your hair anyways roomates suck you are destined to hate them everyone is

 
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