Thursday, November 15, 2007

A Hustling Dick

Dear Roommate,


Stop sleeping on the fucking couch in your underwear. I've already asked you to SLEEP IN YOUR FUCKING BED. It wouldn't be so bad if you hadn't of told me that you quit your full time job to have sex for money. The fact that you think I believe women pay YOU for sex is insulting. Please, I know you suck dick; you also left your email open on my computer. It was really nice reading about all the men who want to jizz all over you, and then finding you 'napping' in my bed. Also, clean up the fucking bathroom, when you piss on the seat wipe it off and stop leaving your cum scraper on the counter. Seriously. Oh yeah and one more thing, stop using my fucking phone to arrange your 'work'.


18 comments:

bk said...

Good god, what a clusterfuck of dick roommate.

Jrock said...

Haha, you got yourself a manwhore!

Anonymous said...

Please call him Deuce for the rest of the time you live together, and maybe you should start locking your room so he doesn't bring any customers in there.

Anonymous said...

"cum scraper?"

Anonymous said...

oh man that sucks, move the hell out now! Next you know he will have a vicious coke habit and will suck d**k for that and steal your shit

Anonymous said...

I'm disturbed by how dirty his socks are...

Anonymous said...

what exactly is a cum scraper? Is it like a tongue scraper?

Anonymous said...

Wait, that's a picture of a MAN?!

Anonymous said...

Alright, everyone needs to know. What is a cum scraper?

Crystal said...

Cum scraper is something that resembles a tongue scraper. But it has a lot more bristles. I can almost guarantee he is not scraping off plaque with that thing.

Anonymous said...

People like that exist?

Anonymous said...

nice belly top!

Dick said...

hot ass!

Kristyna said...

Someone pays for that?!?!

Anonymous said...

oh god. That guy needs to meet death

Anonymous said...

Why do you care what he does with his body for money? It isn't really your place to say anything, nor does it give you reason to pass judgement. Further more, don't read his emails if you don't want to know. While it's a slight issue that he passes out on the couch, I don't really see what the big deal is. Some of you really need to lighten up.

emmz said...

fuckin hell he sounds like a nightmare =| c now wiv all these people why dunt ya just KICK them out ?!?!?! surely if they r THIS bad then you should kick them out ?!?!?!?!?!

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