Dear Roommate,
Stop sleeping on the fucking couch in your underwear. I've already asked you to SLEEP IN YOUR FUCKING BED. It wouldn't be so bad if you hadn't of told me that you quit your full time job to have sex for money. The fact that you think I believe women pay YOU for sex is insulting. Please, I know you suck dick; you also left your email open on my computer. It was really nice reading about all the men who want to jizz all over you, and then finding you 'napping' in my bed. Also, clean up the fucking bathroom, when you piss on the seat wipe it off and stop leaving your cum scraper on the counter. Seriously. Oh yeah and one more thing, stop using my fucking phone to arrange your 'work'.
13 comments:
Haha, you got yourself a manwhore!
Please call him Deuce for the rest of the time you live together, and maybe you should start locking your room so he doesn't bring any customers in there.
"cum scraper?"
I'm disturbed by how dirty his socks are...
what exactly is a cum scraper? Is it like a tongue scraper?
Wait, that's a picture of a MAN?!
Alright, everyone needs to know. What is a cum scraper?
Cum scraper is something that resembles a tongue scraper. But it has a lot more bristles. I can almost guarantee he is not scraping off plaque with that thing.
People like that exist?
nice belly top!
Someone pays for that?!?!
oh god. That guy needs to meet death
Why do you care what he does with his body for money? It isn't really your place to say anything, nor does it give you reason to pass judgement. Further more, don't read his emails if you don't want to know. While it's a slight issue that he passes out on the couch, I don't really see what the big deal is. Some of you really need to lighten up.
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