Dear Roommate,
Door, my roommate....my roommate, the door. I'd like the two of you to meet because I think you've misunderstood the door's purpose. When its closed, that means STAY THE F*CK AWAY!!
It doesn't mean come knocking at 1 in the morning bitching that your boyfriend (who's across the country) has been ignoring you for 2 days. You two live 2,000 miles apart, I hate to break it to you but he's banging other girls.
The door closed also means to stay out of it when I'm not home. Doesn't mean come in and pull whatever clothes you want out of my closet. You're easily 30 pounds heavier than me, and you're stretching all my stuff out!!
3 comments:
im thinkin shes bangin your door coz shes in heat.please initiate lesbian sex and please record it and post it on CH or youtube. thank you very much.
If she's easily 30 lbs more... do you think you would really want to see that...? >.>;;
And lock your door...
If it doesn't have one, go to Home Depot and buy a doorknob with a built in one and replace it yourself. It's easy.
pics?
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