Monday, December 10, 2007

A Sh*tty Dick

Dear Roommate,

It fu*kin pisses me off when I go home for Thanksgiving break, and I come back to find that you have completely destroyed the couch with some kind of sh*t stain. I'm not worried about the fact that the apartment was clean when I left, but how the hell did that damn cooch smelling stain get all up and down the side of the couch like that.....FU*KING FREAK!!!.....I knew yo girl was dirty, I told you several times, yet you refuse to listen. I'm calling the cleaners and your fu*kin paying for it........

P.S: My Grandma saw the damn couch and started crying because that's the couch my grandpa died on..........she gave us the couch and you defiled it with yo nasty ho-bag.......you inconsiderate fu*k!!!

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Uhhh, thats kinda wierd about the whole gramps death thing.....but your roomate is still a dick.

kristyna said...

I'm not sure I'd keep that couch, even if they did clean it. Find a new roommate.

Anonymous said...

That's kind of creepy, keeping a couch someone died on. It's like... the haunted demon couch now. Why would you keep it?! But definitely get a new roommate. And a new ghost-free couch.

Anonymous said...

Did your gramps die on that couch before or after the shit stain?

Anonymous said...

Did he die perhaps of colon cancer? If so, that might explain the haunted shit stain.

hippie lard said...

grandpa is going to be so pissed!

Anonymous said...

Maybe he's trying to let you know he doesn't like haunted couches?

Anonymous said...

OMG - HAPPENED TO ME TOO. SOME DICK FRIEND GOT DRUNK AND SHIT IN MY APT -- ON MY COUCH. YOU FUCKING DICKS!

Anonymous said...

OMG - HAPPENED TO ME TOO. SOME DICK FRIEND GOT DRUNK AND SHIT IN MY APT -- ON MY COUCH. YOU FUCKING DICKS!

Wry Beauty said...

that's fucking ridiculous...ew.

Anonymous said...

OMG...I'm sure that was one classy couch once apon a time. Fu*k sued! I'd rather cosey up on that vintage couch with matching rose blanket anyday. Yeah, it sucks that he shat on ur couch but take it as a favor. It's bad when that ugly ass blanket AND the shit stain make the couch look better. No wonder g-pa died.

Anonymous said...

You damn fucker.....i told you my girlfriend didnt shit on the damn couch....it was the other guy in our threeway.....some peeps just cant take butt sex.....

Anonymous said...

if that BIG stain came from someone's ass, that is traumatizing. it really makes my butt hurt!

So Glad I Graduated said...

I think it is time for a new couch! I wouldn't even go NEAR that shit stain.

Anonymous said...

its kinda creepy that u kept a couch that ur grandpa died on in the first place...but the shit stain. fuck, that thing has GOT TO GO! I mean seriously, creepy AND nasty.

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Anonymous said...

You're an even bigger dick for secretly allowing people to sit on your grandpa's death couch. Gross.

Anonymous said...

Do not shit on the death couch.

 
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