Tuesday, June 2, 2009

A Tone Deaf Dick

Dear Singing Dick Roommate,

NO ONE wants to hear you sing! You are an emo piece of sh*t. Your "lyrics" are lame and confirm what a fuc*ing loser you are. Get a life and grow some balls.

Sincerely,

Your Roommate who is plotting your rapidly approaching death.

15 comments:

lImbus said...

it's not THAT bad that it needs us to listen to it for 150 secs.

Anonymous said...

The band is Minus the Bear.
songs are "the pig war" and "drilling"

they are good songs.

Anonymous said...

they might be good songs but not when he sings them!

Myaps4000 said...

Dude. You should set fireworks off in his room (loud but harmless ones). It would fucking do the trick.

Or just tell him to SHUT THE FUCK UP gah what a douche.

Myaps4000 said...

Dude. You should set fireworks off in his room (loud but harmless ones). It would fucking do the trick.

Or just tell him to SHUT THE FUCK UP gah what a douche.

jizzelle said...

I'd be less concerned with what his singing sounds like and more concerned with what your fucking house sounds like with you walking through it! I mean, DAMN!

jizzelle said...

I'd be less concerned about what his singing sounds like and more concerned with what your fucking house sounds like with you running through it! I mean, DAMN!

jizzelle said...

I'd be less concerned about what his singing sounds like and more concerned with what your fucking house sounds like with you running through it! I mean, DAMN!

jizzelle said...

I'd be less concerned about what his singing sounds like and more concerned with what your fucking house sounds like with you running through it! I mean, DAMN!

jizzelle said...

I'd be less concerned about what his singing sounds like and more concerned with what your fucking house sounds like with you running through it! I mean, DAMN!

Anonymous said...

actually instead of fireworks get those little snapper things that you throw at the ground that make a slight bang sound(the things you throw at people's feet during the fourth of July). Lay a few(3 or 4 or the whole box) gently under the toilet seat and when he sits down....you will probably have one of the most hilarious moments ever

Anonymous said...

All of this is obviously fake, can't you see? Who in the world gets a new roommate almost every month? I mean, count the people she's mentioned! In a newer post she claims she only has three but that's a proven lie and she claims she has an apartment and then a house, claims her "fiance" will kick them out, but does he? In this video it's probably just her brother or a guest.

Anonymous said...

I feel like no one would sing like that in anyone's house but their own, it could be that she's posted about the same people multiple times, maybe?

You should charge into his room during a performance and throw those popper things at the walls and then run away. Or start practicing the oboe! Or be super passive aggressive and start leaving around flyers and business cards for singing lessons :x

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