Thursday, June 4, 2009

A Dick That Intimidates


Dear Roommate,

I used to be an atheist but since meeting you I have been forced to believe in
God because you are the fuc*ing devil. In the unfortunate year I have lived with
your ass, you have threatened to kill me, threatened to burn down our house,
threatened to steal all of my shit (a lot of which you have stolen), threatened
to sleep with my boyfriend and threatened to move out (at LEAST 6 times.)
Important here is the word "threatened" because your bitch ass would never do
any of these things; especially the last, because even though your parents pay
your rent (because you are unemployed and have failed out of two colleges) your own parents have refused to let you move back in with them. They'd rather pay to keep you away.

By the way, I've been lying about how much our rent is every month. Figured your mom and dad could spare the extra $50. The way I see it, it covers all of the cleaning I have to do to make this house bearable. The smell that comes from your room has actually made me throw up. Twice.

Exhibit A: Our bathroom sink, the day after I cleaned the bathroom.

Thanks bitch,

Your roommate

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's amazing how people just like to dirty freshly cleaned bathrooms. Fuckers.

Anonymous said...

AVAST, THAR BE PUBES ABOUNDING

Your mom said...

You lied to your roommate about rent - you're even more of an asshole than they are. This site is for really, really sad people and I hope I'll have as little contact with people like you as possible throughout my life.

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