Monday, August 9, 2010

A Crappy DIck


Dear Shitmonster,


You shit all the time! Guess how I know? The trash can is filled with toilet paper rolls. You claim to use none of it, but the evidence points otherwise! Why lie? Either shit less or start coughing up some money for the toilet paper. I suggest laying off the oatmeal and coffee.






11 comments:

Dan said...

Your room mate sounds like a shitbag..pun intended. My utmost and sincerest apologies, though, dude.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

dude you trying to pull bullshit with me??? fuck you, hiding behind that monitor when you should be studying and shit. who the fuck are you? move out and quit jacking off to old bitches, douche.

Anonymous said...

Isn't it more likely he's whacking off ... ?

Anonymous said...

this is fucking HIlarious!

Anonymous said...

this is fucking HIlarious!

arizona maids said...

That sucks! Why dont they just throw it.

Anonymous said...

I just wana say. Your a sickbay

Ferguson said...

Your room mate sounds like a shitbag..pun intended. My utmost and sincerest apologies, though, dude.

Anonymous said...

Bummer man!! This is a serious deal! Why not check out HomeSlice.com - Its an app that allows roommates to set up a private social network equipped with all the tools needed to stay on top of household chores, supplies, and bills. So in this case, you could charge your roommate for the new rolls of toilet paper you're purchasing.

 
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