Wednesday, October 31, 2007

A Balding Dick

Dear Roommate, 

If I have to pick one more of your huge hair-balls out of the drain in the shower, I am going to shave your head while you sleep. I understand that your hair is thick and falling out, but that doesn't render you incapable of removing your hair on your own when you finish showering. I am on my way to the store right now to buy the   hair clippers...hope you don't screw up after one of the three showers you take daily. 

                                           - Your New Hair Stylist 


Anonymous said...

nothing sticks hairball together more than wad and piss

Anonymous said...

That is just flat out nasty.

Put it in their bed sheets, that'll fix that problem.

Anonymous said...

maybe you should have thought of that before you agreed to have chewbacca as your roommate, han solo.

Anonymous said...

Throw that shit in his face! Or show it to his girlfriend. OR stick it in his shoes, still wet.

Anonymous said...

Is your roommate a dog?

Anonymous said...

Use his toothbrush to fish it out.

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