Dear Roommate,
Until your fat ass decides to lose some weight, your privilege of riding my scooter has hear-by been REVOKED. Thanks for putting the air pump in the tire and all, but when you've already popped the fuc*ing tire under your 260 pound lard ass, it makes filling it up with air kinda difficult.
P.S Can making you walk and actually get some exercise be a bad thing?!
