Monday, December 17, 2007

A Fat Dick

Dear Roommate, 

Until your fat ass decides to lose some weight, your privilege of riding my scooter has hear-by been REVOKED. Thanks for putting the air pump in the tire and all, but when you've already popped the fuc*ing tire under your 260 pound lard ass, it makes filling it up with air kinda difficult. 

P.S Can making you walk and actually get some exercise be a bad thing?!  

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