An Enterprise-ing Dick

Dear Roommate, 

What the f*ck?!!! I can no longer try and explain why there are Star Trek photos ALL OVER OUR HOUSE!

That show's been off the air for like 10 years, let it go! I don't even know who the hell this bitch is.  Keep your photos in the bedroom, and out of our den! 

P.S  I found your Spock ears in my room and flushed em' down the shitter!! Good luck at the convention. 

My Roomate is a Dyck

Dear Roommate, 

You wanna know why I do sh*t like throw your things into a huge pile at the bottom of the stairs? It's because you're a disgusting pig and I happened to be having people over. I know you think you're clever and maybe getting "revenge" by going into my room and writing all over my dry-erase board, but all I do is laugh at your ass cause you clearly have no clue HOW TO SPELL!!

GET A LIFE! 

Par for a Dick

Dear Roommate, 

It's December...we live in Massachusetts...why the hell are you golf clubs still sitting in our hallway?! If I'm still looking at these over Christmas I'm cracking your $400 dollar "Cleveland" driver on top of your head!!

Why doesn't this bother you? 

Dick of the Sea

Dear Roommate, 

Please don't leave your smelly tuna fish out for more than one day. You got it the sink, that's step one. Step two is washing it!! 

We live in a house full of girls, you've succeeded in making it smell like a yeast infection in here. 

THANKS DICK!! 

A Roommate's Boiling Point

Dear Roommate,

It's November in Wisconsin, not nuclear winter in Siberia. There's no reason to turn the thermostat up to 90 degrees unless you're dying in your bedroom or something. And if you are, go to the fucking hospital and pay your own damn bill!

Sincerely,
The Person Who Puts on Socks and Sweaters When She Gets Cold, You Stupid, Lazy Dick.

THIS BLOGGER IS A DICK

SORRY GUYS...BEEN AWAY ON VACATION


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