Dear Roommate,
Your penchant for taking ambien and leaving me homicidal notes is getting a little scary. I don't like waking up to these every morning. Part of me wants to get you help and the other part of me just wants to get you a book on proper grammer. I'm glad the world now knows my roommate is a DICK...just in case my body shows up in the woods one day.
Sunday, October 14, 2007
A Homicidal Dick
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Am I the only one amused by the "the other part of me just wants to get you a book on proper grammer" part??
No, that was funny to me as well. I would seriously contact the police.
I like how the blood is blue on the knife...
It's either blue blood or that knife has a mustache.
grammAr, dummy.
Okay. That is seriously SCARY!! Move the f*ck out and contact police... I wouldn't wait around to find out if he's just kidding or not *shudders*
LOL. Knife has a mustache!
my advice, get as far away from him as possible. if he knows its bothering you and keeps doing it then contacting the police may be an idea.
awwwww....
leaving each other notes is so adorable.
If my roommate were this stupid, I'd write him threatening notes, too.
haha "grammEr"?
Stop feeding your roomie drugs and this problem goes away!
I was so excited to finally have something posted on the site, when I realized that I misspelled grammar. The lesson I learned is this: "Don't get loaded and email people on the internet. They can be so cold."
crazy
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