Friday, October 12, 2007

A Doggone Dick


Dear Roommate,

You shit on the bathroom floor and drink from the toilet. I hope you don't leave any flees or mites on the seat. Then you want to sit next on me. Your nails are so long and make so much noise when you walk, that I wake up at 3am. I also hate waking up with your toilet tongue on my face. What is it with you and the bathroom? You stole a whole roll of toilet paper and ripped it into little tiny bits all over the living room.


P.S. The dog catcher is coming!!!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

unoriginal. this been done.

Anonymous said...

I thought it was funny >.>

Anonymous said...

yeah but someone already did a cat one.

Anonymous said...

Not funny. Close the toilet lid and get his nails cut. Or give him to someone who will take care of him.

Anonymous said...

donate him to a chinese restaurant

 
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