Dear Roommate,
Buy some civilian bed sheets, brush your teeth, take a shower after PT, stop sleeping in your army issued sleeping bad, stop watching so much porno and jerking off while I am trying to sleep, I can see your silhouette on the ceiling beating off. Stop spending 600 dollars on lap dances, buy a damn car, stop leaving your shit in my car, we ain't that cool. Stop watching wrestling, stop leaving your hairs in the sink when you shave, flush the toilet when you piss, get a man's voice and stop squeaking when you talk, and just f*ck you...get out and go live in CQ.
PS: The Army offers free dental service.
7 comments:
This made me happy. I feel the anger.
Ouch... rough...
Now, is this an ROTC bitch, or an actual Guard/Army soldier that's actually been through BCT and AIT?
It makes a world of difference in the world of douche-baggery...
why do you care how much he spends on lap dances?
all i hear is
nag nag nag nag
nag nag NAG NAG
NAG NAG NAG NAG
oh, man... there's tons of dicks that make it through BCT.
But I was asking if he was regular ROTC because not all ROTC contractees even go through BCT and AIT.
You tell him mann.
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