Monday, October 29, 2007

Out of Tune Dick

Dear Roommate.

I didn’t mind it at first when you brought over hot guys that I could ogle at but once I realized they were part of your shitty band, all bets were off.
When I get home from work you guys are banging away on half a drum kit and out-of-tune instruments, which only adds to the unbearable noise you guys think is music. You and your cronies haven’t done jack all day but smoke pot and eat what food I do keep around. You’re 35–years-old and a loser…get a job and break up the band or I am burning your instruments.
Oh…and you’re a dick

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is this a woman posting? Nothing wrong with homosexuality, but if it's a guy it's a little creepy. "Ogle?"

Gonna Bring you Down said...

It's a girl!!!!

Maison au Belecursos said...

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