Monday, October 22, 2007

This Dick "Belongs" on the Street


Dear Roommate,

Pots, pans, jars of spices, and sacks of flour belong in the kitchen, not the TV room. Ice cube trays belong in the freezer, not your bathroom floor. Tampons and over-the-counter yeast infection medication belong in your bathroom, not the coffee table. The back door screen belongs on the back door, not inexplicably torn out and propped up against the wall. And if you're going to be pissy about how you've had such a hard week and have to work 15-hour days and that I shouldn't start with you, please bear in mind that five hours before they have to get up on Monday morning, working adults belong in BED and not sucking down handles of Jim Beam in front of a week's worth of Tivoed shit.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tampons suck, she should go with the pads. Im a big fan of redwings

Anonymous said...

Dude, a week of tivo'd shit is the only way to prep for manic mondays.

Anonymous said...

oooh, new glarus! from wisconny?

Anonymous said...

ANTM -- one of god's many gifts in the form of guilty pleasure!

Anonymous said...

Not to mention hot chicks in bikini's...

Anonymous said...

Red bull gives you wings.

Anonymous said...

hmm.. roommate has Tivo.. I would live with the tampons in the living room if I were you.

 
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