Friday, November 2, 2007

A Manipulative Dick

Dear Roommate,

Before I lived with you, I was happily debt-free. Somehow, after constantly paying rent, utilities, and food money with absolutely no help, I have depleted all my regular hard-earned money and resorted to taking out loans that I can barely afford to pay back. I wish I would at least get to have sex to substantiate having to support a 29 year old child. For some reason, you feel that manipulating people by making them feel like shit because you are such a fu*king loser is a good time.

Have fun telling future employers why you have a 10 year gap in employment. I guess you can always work for mommy and daddy! Here is a picture when you weren’t bald, a complete lard ass, and have bigger tits than your ex-girlfriend.


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why would you take out loans to pay someone else's rent? That's just stupid on your part.

Anonymous said...

Thats what happens when you date someone with kids

Anonymous said...

he must give you great blow jobs on demand cuz you still pay for him to live there.

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