Monday, November 12, 2007

A Roommate Lint-ching

Dear Roommate, 


It took me a while to figure out why our dryer wasn't working so well.  It just never dawned on me that my roommate was too fu*king retarded to know that a lint screen needs to be cleaned between loads. How about driving home and letting your mom do it for you. She's been paying your rent the last 3 months anyways, whats one more favor you worthless dick!   

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is the lint thing the only problem? Because seriously, that only makes someone look like they have no common sense... dick-ness is going above and beyond...

Anonymous said...

"Judgement: POSTER is the dick!"

I second the motion. All in agreement say "aye".

Anonymous said...

aye

Anonymous said...

Poster is a dick for posting and complaining, and not cleaning it out him/herself UNLESS the roommate has done laundry a bunch between poster's cleaning, and built all that up him/herself, in which case POSTER IS UNCLEAN! Or, I guess, has a huge wardrobe.

Anonymous said...

that s way more than one drying...you didn't change the lint trap either.

Anonymous said...

You could make a sweater out of that lint.


And use it to hang yourself.

Anonymous said...

love it when someone feels so desperate to be funny and call someone on something, and they are completely blind to the fact that they are indeed just as retarded.

aye

Anonymous said...

Dude, it's not a big deal and it only takes like 5 seconds to clean the lint out yourself so it's really a bitch ass thing to complain about.
When your roommate steals your cash from your wallet and keys to your car, then start bitchin'...

 
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