Thursday, November 8, 2007

A Very Shagadelic Dick

Dear Roommate,

Yes, you might make a lot of money selling your weed, but after one of your 'buddies' got arrested for sexual assault i think its time to stop bringing over people that make me feel like I'm in the ghetto. Your plea's that your going to stop having sex with every guy that looks your way is starting to sound like a broken record and frankly, I'm tired of sleeping on the couch. But go ahead, hang your hippie bead from the doorways and buy those shagadelic rugs to put on the walls, because YOU, my stoner sexahaulic hippie roommate, are a DICK!!!!!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

holy shit I wish that was my roommate...hella good times would be a guarantee.

Anonymous said...

your roomate sounds cool. Can I have her number?

Anonymous said...

Toke up and join the party. Sounds like the greatest roommate EVER.

Anonymous said...

lol, picking up on the internet?

Giggidy giggidy.

Nice try guys hahaha

Anonymous said...

lol i have the same tapestry

Anonymous said...

Maybe you should sell weed too so you can have cool man-in-the-moon rugs to hang places?

 
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