Dear Roommate,
Listen we share a dorm room and I could clearly hear you jerking off last night. What was more revolting, though, was waking up this morning and finding this "thing" and realizing you were drilling a RUBBER VAGINA!
I may never sleep soundly in this room again.
23 comments:
first.
hahahaha that sucks... where can i find one of those in green.
Might've wanted to use more than one bag. . .
"I may never sleep soundly in this room again. "
What a whiner!!
hahahaha that is soooo funny
Welcome to roommate life, jimmy-jimmy.
hahaha awesome
dear god...BUT YOUR IN LUCK, since it is a dorm you can just get a new roomate!
God damn! Thats just wrong. Why didnt you just say "dude, SHUT THE F UP"?
I mean if he realized you could hear him he wouldn't do it!
I had sex with my boyfriend while my room mate was in the room.
it was ridiculous. XD
I'm pretty sure she didnt hear us.
youre wrong, she could hear you. but she didnt say anything she just posted on here instead
here's what you should do. you should fill that fake puss with hot sauce.
it'll be grand.
i want one...
newsflash:
guys mastrubate.
GEY OVER IT!
Next time, record it an BLACK MAIL !!!!! haha
Honestly, why don't you cry a little harder over it?
99% of people manually get their rocks off. Those that say they don't are lying.
Chill out.
You're way too stressed, just throw that thing in the dishwasher and then put it to good use.
And you are saying you never masterbate?
Either you are lying or you really need to look into that idea.
masturbating is fine, but generally there's some level of etiquette requiring that you wait until your roommate isn't around.
My roommate always asked me to turn the other way. That was really polite of him.
not that big of a deal. i have one also
Yep. My roomates all in the past would do that loudly. It sounded like they were killing a whale by slapping it against a wall.
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Am Sonia, i base in USA. i had problem with my ex boy friend some months ago. And he was cheating on me which hurt me badly,and he was also avoiding me,He no longer pick my calls.I was totally confused cos i don't know what to do.There was a day i was surfing the internet i came in contact with this spell caster who have helped so many people in their relationship.So i contacted him and explain everything to him.And he told me to do some things,I did the correctly.To cut it short.My ex boy friend gave me a call and said to me that we should have a date,i agreed.On the date,He was begging me to have him back and i agreed we are now together as one again,Planing our wedding. Thank you oracletemplesolution@live.com for rescuing my relationship.....continue your good work oracletemplesolution@live.com....
I can guess his penis dimensions, ah?
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