Monday, March 31, 2008

The Dirty Sanchez


Dear Roommate,

Ya know its bad enough I forbid you from using my pots and pans because you leave them in the sink for weeks at a time but now you won't clean the diahrea splatter on the underside of the toilet seat, from your recent F%&k budy that came to visit last weekend... I hope your boyfriend finds out you are cheating on him well as a matter of fact I think a little birdy may have already told him.... Grow up! Your 25 and you act like your 12. Oh no do I see another tantrum coming?!!!!

Waaa Waaaa Waaa


P.S your new nickname is Dirty Sanchez and I am telling everyone till you clean up your crap!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shh, don't jinx it!

LJOHNSON said...

do you know that sanchez in spanish is like the other dude.. fits perfectly with the senario. ur awesome!

LJOHNSON said...

that's awesome. sanchez is actually a cheating spouse.. fits perfectly ur the best. thats why i will never have roommmates!

 
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