A Psycho-tic Roommate

Dear creepy 50 year-old roommate,

I'm not your mommy. Stop telling me that you like it when I wear skirts and wear my hair a certain way, both like your dead mother did. Lots of women wear skirts and yes, I need a new haircut asap, but I'm not your mommy, you creep. And no, my food is not disgusting because it's not like your dead mother's. You're just a creep.

Get a therapist,


Your moving-out-asap-and-before-you-skin-me-alive-to-wear-my-skin roommate