Dear Roommate,
You're also my boyfriend. Stop kissing the dog. I don't want to taste doggie crotch anymore.
(Now you know why I bought the Listerine -- sorry, but it's gross)
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Dick Licker
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Your boyfriend is a dog?
i got worms doing that as a kid
Nasty -- my boss does this all the time with her dog and it is so wrong! One kiss is enough...more than that you are making out and need a social life.
Maybe if you were a better kisser he wouldnt have to turn to the dog for what he isnt getting from you.
It puts the lotion on its skin!
You have no idea what kind of hell I can bring you!
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