Thursday, October 18, 2007

Dick Licker


Dear Roommate,

You're also my boyfriend. Stop kissing the dog. I don't want to taste doggie crotch anymore.


(Now you know why I bought the Listerine -- sorry, but it's gross)

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your boyfriend is a dog?

Unknown said...

i got worms doing that as a kid

Anonymous said...

Nasty -- my boss does this all the time with her dog and it is so wrong! One kiss is enough...more than that you are making out and need a social life.

Anonymous said...

Maybe if you were a better kisser he wouldnt have to turn to the dog for what he isnt getting from you.

Anonymous said...

It puts the lotion on its skin!
You have no idea what kind of hell I can bring you!

 
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