Thursday, October 4, 2007

An Open-Shut Case, You're a Dick


Dear Roommate,

Thanks for kicking our door in when you were stupid enough to leave your keys inside. Knocking is one thing you might wanna try next time. It was also awesome of you to wait for a week to get it fixed. Thanks a lot door breaker.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Heh, Van Damme rules.

Anonymous said...

Now, I've broken down my apt door once. However, it was because my roomate was the dick. He locked the handle lock which I didn't have a key to and than passed out drunk. He didn't answer the phone or respond to loud knocking. So I was kicking the door to try to get his attention and ended up kicking that shit in.

 
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