Dear Roommate, I love being away for two weeks to find you sitting in our living room with all your garbage piled up around your 'desk'. Stop smiling at me when I ask you to clean it up. You're the reason we have rats! You're such a dick!
I'm sick of you leaving your shit all over the place, and not paying me back when I pay your electric bill. And drinking my beer. And hitting on my girlfriend when you're drunk. I've had enough. I'm taking a stand. This site is dedicated to you and the millions of other dick roommates around the world.
If you're upset that your roommate outed you as a dick and want the post taken down, email me at myroommateisadick@gmail.com and I'll take it down. But you're still a dick roommate.
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3 comments:
Rats = rabies = foaming at the mouth
Nice office. This guy has the look of middle management written all over his face.
hahahah this picture is great
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