Sunday, November 4, 2007

An Itchy Dick

Dear Roommate,

I understand that you have dry scalp and your head gets itchy, but how about you use some Head and Shoulders? Your hair is falling out and gets all over my shit. Not only is it nasty, but it looks like your vagina sneezed pubes all over our room.

P.S Maybe this bottle I've left in the bathroom will give you the hint!

8 comments:

Sinu S Kumar said...

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Anonymous said...

balding chick is not hot
use that head and shoulder
not only it restore the shine in your hair,
that shampoo can fight aliens too

Anonymous said...

at least close the lid all the way.

Anonymous said...

Is that sitting on the toilet lid?

Anonymous said...

Um...you DO know that H&S doesn't cure hair loss...?

Unfortunately, you're gonna have to spring for the Rogaine for Women.

Anonymous said...

Just think of it this way, your roommate can't murder you without getting caught...she leaves a trail everywhere.

Anonymous said...

wait, vagina's sneeze?

Anonymous said...

yes -- they sneeze. What do you think a yeast infection is?!

 
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